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Issue: Date: Milestones:   Availability:
Issue 76 April 2008 The latest issue. view Available
Issue 75 March 2008 Meet Mr Ash - the footbal club's saviour view Available
Issue 74 Jan 2008 Zouts Alors! We've gone all French view Available
Issue 73 Xmas 2007 Doom, gloom and pure misery! Not for the suicidal among you view Available
Issue 72 Nov 2007 Jekyll & Hyde - Stones home and away form in stark contrast view Available
Issue 71 Sept 2007 Scream! It's been a nightmare start to the season view Available
Issue 70 August 2007 Ryman Premier, we're having a laugh, surely? view Available
Issue 69 April 2007 Champione, Champione, ole,ole ole - again! view Available
Issue 68 March 2007 Only a few left, so get them while you can view Available
Issue 67 Jan 2007 Possibly our greatest issue ever - but it's sold out so you'll never know! view Sold Out
Issue 66 Nov 2006 We question the chairman and celebrate victory at Chelmsford City view Available
Issue 65 October 2006 It's the 'chav' issue! view Available
Issue 64 August 2006 The ultimate guide to the Ryan League view Available
Issue 63 May 2006 Champione, Champione, ole, ole ole! - £2 + 50p p&P view Available
Issue 62 April 2006 Ex-Stone Bradley Sandeman talks exclusively to smtwtgh! view Sold Out:
Issue 61 March 2006 The promotion seeking issue. We pose the questions and try to explain it all! view Available
Issue 60 Feb 2006 52 Pages and the Exclusive Iain Hesford interview. What do you mean you missed out? view Sold Out:
Issue 59 Dec 2005 It's Christmas! Oh, and we beat Beckenham away! view Available
Issue 58 Nov 2005 Our greatest front cover - ever! Oh, and that trip to North Leigh view Available
Issue 57 Oct 2005 It's the annual FA Cup special! view Available
Issue 56 Sept 2005 smtwtgh! picks up National recognition! view Available
Issue 55 April 2005 Another end of season spectacular! view Available
Issue 54 Feb 2005 Stones not for sale! David Folb wants the club but won't pay for it! view Available
Issue 53 Jan 2005 Turning Japanese... yep, it's the Alan Walker magazine! (Buy and you'll understand!) view Available
Issue 52 Dec 2004 We've got planning permission for JWW! YES!!!!!!!!!!! view Available
Issue 51 Oct/Nov 2004 It's an FA Cup special - yet again! view Available
Issue 50 August 2004 All singing, all dancing technicolour celebratory issue! view Available
Issue 49 May 2004 All or nothing as Stones approach the council view Sold Out:
Issue 48 April 2004 Disco fever hits the Stones! view Sold Out:
Issue 47 March 2004 Mal Watkins makes his smtwtgh debut view Sold Out
Issue 46 Feb 2004 Ward's gone and the weather plays havoc with the Stones and the fanzine! view Sold Out
Issue 45 Dec. 2003 Ward Out? It's the Merry Xmas Special! view Sold Out
Issue 44 Nov. 2003 The Ribbo-gate Affair view Available:
Issue 43 Sept. 2003 The referee bites back!. view Available:
Issue 42 Aug. 2003 The issue that got us into trouble!. view Available:
Issue 41 April 2003 The end of another season. view Sold Out:
Issue 40 March 2003 We seriously question the Chairman! view Sold Out
Issue 39 Jan 2003 The doom'n'gloom issue! Don't buy it!! view Sold Out
Issue 38 Dec 2002 PBB announced wages cap and delays on new ground - yet again! view Available
Issue 37 Nov 2002 The player merry-go-round begins. Just who are all the new faces? view Available
Issue 36 Oct 2002 Stones mugged out of FA Vase by Sildesham - at home! Oh, and Butler buggers off to Hull City. view Available
Issue 35 Sept 2002 Stones make trip to Newport IoW, winning 4-0 before making cup exit, losing 5-2 at home to BoringWood. view Available
Issue 34 Aug 2002 Stones make debut in FA Cup, beating Ramsgate in front of the BBC cameras. Angels dispatched in next round. view Available
Issue 33 May 2002 The Stones are crowned Champions - on goal difference - and win League Cup to complete the Double. view Available
Issue 32 April 2002 Stones 0-0 G*!!s. A morale victory to us then! view Available
Issue 31 March 2002 Mark Gall returns to Maidstone - but only for the day. view Available
Issue 30 Jan 2002 PBB announces ground plans are going well. view Sold Out
Issue 29 Dec 2001 Butler signs and Stones crash out of FA Vase. view Available
Issue 28 Oct 2001 PBB denies that Steve Butler is coming back to Stones. view Available
Issue 27 Sept 2002 Stones make debut in FA Vase. view Available
Issue 26 Aug 2001 Stones promoted and move into Central Park. view Sold Out
Issue 25 May 2001 Our first, last and only full colour cover! view Sold Out
Issue 24 April 2001 We exclusively reveal plans to play on Bourne's main pitch. view Sold Out
Issue 23 March 2001 Kent League & County League fight over Stones. view Available
Issue 22 Feb 2001 Nine years later and the 'zine is back with a vengence. view Sold Out
Issue 21 May 1992 The last ever Football League issue as JT shuts up shop! view Sold Out
Issue 20 March 1992 Thompson threatens to close the club down! view Sold Out
Issue 19 Feb 1992 We celebrate the 5-0 win at Cardiff on New Years Day. view Sold Out
Issue 18 Dec 1991 The issue that nearly got me sued by MG! view Sold Out
Issue 17 Nov 1991 The planning meeting that effectively killed the Stones. view Sold Out
Issue 16 Sept 1991 Graham Carr resigns and Stones play Leicester City. view Sold Out
Issue 15 Aug 1991 JT buys Dartford FC - nothing fishy going on, apparently! view Sold Out
Issue 14 April 1991 Stones do the double over the G*!!s. Hurrah! view Sold Out
Issue 13 Feb 1991 1000 days - since we left The Athletic Ground. view Sold Out
Issue 12 Jan1991 Keith Peacock gets the sack. Carr gets his job!!! view Sold Out
Issue 11 Dec 1990 Possibly our rudest cover to date! view Sold Out
Issue 10 Oct 1990 New home stadium? The rumours have started! view Sold Out
Issue 9 Sept 1990 Warren Barton sold to Wimbledon for £300,000 view Sold Out
Issue 8 May 1990 Stones miss out on trip to Wembley. view Sold Out
Issue 7 April 1990 We question the design of new stadia. view Sold Out
Issue 6 Feb 1990 The first issue with a yellow cover! view Sold Out
Issue 5 Jan 1990 Stones beat the G*!!s and Phamplett goes missing! view Sold Out
Issue 4 Dec 1989 The last issue of the 80's! view Sold Out
Issue 3 Nov 1989 Southend and those membership cards! view Sold Out
Issue 2 Oct 1989 A totally crap issue! view Sold Out
Issue 1 Sept 1989 The very first issue! view Sold Out